2005-03-31

Ha!

I tried posting this morning via bloggers 'email to post' feature, but for whatever reason it decided to be stupid and not post it. It just now bounced it back to me finally. Anyway, on to the post:

You've gotta love an article that uses the phrase 'turd burglar'. LOL
Yahoo Story!

--JOsh

R.I.P. Mitch

Sad news today, one of my favorite comedians, Mitch Hedberg, has passed away.

He will be missed.

--JOsh

How do you screw up something so simple and convenient?

Today Jason and I went to KFC for lunch. On our last trip, we noticed that they had slightly come into the modern era of fast food by accepting debit cards, but no credit cards, unlike just about every other fast food place in the US. They had some hokey little swipe machine next to the register, on a cardboard pedestal, like it was a retail display to get you to buy the thing.

So I decided since I was a little short on cash, I'd just use my debit card to buy lunch. The cashier rings me up, and I tell her I want to do debit. Simple, right? Nope. It's not bad enough that their machine is 'debit-only'. In order to use it, you HAVE to get cash back, and they charge you $0.99 to use the thing, just like an ATM. Why on earth would they go this route, instead of just sucking it up and getting credit card processing? Guess I won't be using a debit card there anytime soon.


--JOsh

2005-03-30

Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?

I'm sure many of you are like me and carry around a set of car keys in your pocket. Don't you hate getting stabbed in the leg with them? Wouldn't it be cool if every manufacturer had a flip key system like the Audi/VW like flip/switchblade key? For those that don't know what I'm talking about:


The key folds up nicely to be a nice, small, non-stabby object that will sit happily in your pocket, not stabbing your leg.

After a little searching, it appears that some enterprising person has come up with something similar and is selling them on eBay. http://search.ebay.com/switchblade-key

Now only if we could add a house key to that and have everything tucked away nice and neatly.


--JOsh

2005-03-29

Hey, this isn't where I parked my car...

On our weekly Tuesday noontime jaunt to Best Buy today, Jason happened to notice this in the DVD New Releases aisle:



You'd think Best Buy wouldn't want a DVD w/ a WalMart sticker on it...

--JOsh

2005-03-22

Disturbing...

Ok, so most of you know I work part time @ Target. And if you didn't, well, now you do.

Anyway, I was at work tonight, and while stocking stuff in the pet aisle in the back room, I came across two disturbing products.

The first was this:

Ok, I just don't get it. Easy cheese for dogs? It even comes in multiple flavors, Peanut Butter, Liver Paste, 'Fresh Breath', and Chicken. The scary part? Nowhere on the can does it have something along the lines of 'not fit for human consumption'. For all I know, the Easy Cheese people weren't selling enough, so they just switched cans and started filling dog treats.

The second was this:

Iams Gravy for Dogs. Now I know that Gravy Train's been around for ages, but have we really come to a point that we need bottled gravy for our dogs?

--JOsh

2005-03-14

Ryan's a horrible quilter...

Ok, so today @ Wendy's, a great thought crossed my mind. Wouldn't it be great if instead of telling the cashier your order, you had a 'preference' card of sorts they could just scan?

I hate tomatoes on sandwiches. Usually every place I go, I order my food sans the little red, seeded devils. My Wendy's order usually goes something like this: Spicy combo, no tomato, no lettuce, add onion. Substitute chili for the fries, add onions & cheese to the chili, and I'll have Dr. Pepper to drink. Now - the poor person entering that all into the computer gets halfway done subtracting out my lettuce and tomatoes, and then gets stuck. The cash register usually tries to be smarter than it is, so it's already prompted them for a drink, thereby screwing up their ability to go back and substitute the chili, as well as add the onions and cheese. Wouldn't it be so much easier to bypass all that w/ a scan? Heck, you could even go to a system like a lottery ticket, you scribble out what you want, and feed it in. If you're not a picky eater, you just order by number as usual.

Jason brought up the point that the main reason for the order boards that display your order in the drive through is to eliminate mistakes in the order process, thereby saving money. Why not bring those cost savings and simplicity to the counter?

Further discussion led to an idea to have touch screen menus/station @ the tables where you could stick your card in and update your preferences. Ideally, you'd also be able to update your preferences via an online interface as well. Possibly it would then be pushed down to your card next time you used it in one of the table stations.

I think I've got more on this in my head, but I'll throw this out there for now, as I know Jason has some ideas he'd like to expound on w/ this.

--Josh